I used to be hip and cool, but then I noticed some signs that proved I was already becoming middle-aged:
- The quality of programming on Radio 4 is very high
- Making jams, chutneys and preserves is an exciting hobby
- Dinner parties are better than night clubs
- Wool is a very practical clothing material
- The thought of staying in on a Friday night gets you through the week
- Board games are better than video games
- Ironing fabric (e.g. bed sheets) makes them feel nicer
- The washing up is better done before bed
- Red wine, black coffee and non-alcoholic beer are all drinkable
- Food can be too sweet
- Borderline high blood pressure
- News like this makes you extremely happy – Hurray for the Housing Act 2004
- You get a Le Creuset pot for your birthday
- Comparing the recession of hairlines
- Home insurance seems to be important
What have I become…?
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